Michael Blaustein

31 NEW CITIES on sale NOW! promo code: TASTE 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS 6/19 — MONCTON, NB 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 — BOSTON, MA 10/10 — BOSTON, MA 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

PART 2‼️ . TOUR: Salt Lake City, UT 11/6-8 | Fort Lauderdale, FL 11/20 | Tampa, FL 11/21 | Orlando, FL 11/22 | Jacksonville, FL 11/23 | Minneapolis, MN 12/03-04| Madison, WI 12/05 | Chicago, IL 12/06 | Stamford, CT 12/19-20 | Baltimore, MD 1/22-23 | Philadelphia 1/24 | Ontario, CA 2/12-14 | Palm Desert, CA 3/11/26 | Rochester, NY 3/5-7 | Cleveland, OH 3/26-28 | Dayton, OH 4/16-18 | Charlotte 5/29-31 #standupcomedy

TOUR DATES: Austin 5/30-6/1 | Palm Springs 8/2 | NYC 8/9 | Gary, IN 8/23 | Glasgow 9/18 | Dublin 9/19 | London 9/20 | Belfast 9/21 | Manchester 9/21 | Miami 9/27-29 | Irvine 10/11-13 + more #standupcomedy

2026 TOUR: 5/29 - 5/31 CHARLOTTE, NC | 6/18 HALIFAX, NS | 6/19 MONCTON, NB | 6/20 OTTAWA, ON | 6/27 JOLIET, IL (7PM) | 6/27 JOLIET, IL (9:30PM) | 7/24 SPRINGFIELD, MA | 7/25 ATLANTIC CITY, NJ | 8/15 DANVILLE, VA | 9/10 FRESNO, CA | 9/11 OAKLAND, CA | 9/12 SACRAMENTO, CA | 9/17 9/19 DENVER, CO | 9/24 CARMEL, IN | 9/25 PEORIA, IL | 9/26 ST. LOUIS, MO | 10/9 BOSTON, MA (7PM) | 10/9 BOSTON, MA (9:30PM) | 10/10 BOSTON, MA (7PM) | 10/10 BOSTON, MA (9:30PM) | 10/11 PROVIDENCE, RI | 10/16 TYSONS, VA | 10/17 RICHMOND, VA | 10/18 RALEIGH, NC | 10/23 PHOENIX, AZ | 10/24 TUCSON, AZ | 11/6 LOS ANGELES, CA | 11/7 RENO, NV | 11/8 SAN DIEGO, CA | 11/12 SAN ANTONIO, TX | 11/13 DALLAS, TX | 11/14 AUSTIN, TX | 12/3 TOLEDO, OH | 12/4 ANN ARBOR, MI | 12/5 TORONTO, ON | 12/11 BAKERSFIELD, CA | 12/12 SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

she cant do that for a living! 😳 - 2026 TOUR: 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC *low tix* 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS *low tix* 6/19 — MONCTON, NB *sold out* 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL (7pm) *sold out* 6/27 - JOLIET , IL (9:30pm) *low tix* 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA *low tix* 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA *low tix* 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO *low tix* 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *low tix* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *sold out* 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI *low tix* 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

FULL VIDEO (17 minutes) only on my YT - 2026 TOUR: 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC *low tix* 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS *low tix* 6/19 — MONCTON, NB *sold out* 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL (7pm) *sold out* 6/27 - JOLIET , IL (9:30pm) *low tix* 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA *low tix* 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA *low tix* 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO *low tix* 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *low tix* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *sold out* 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI *low tix* 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

2026 TOUR: 5/8 — VANCOUVER, BC *sold out* 5/9 — CALGARY, AB *sold out* 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC *low tix* 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS *low tix* 6/19 — MONCTON, NB *sold out* 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL (7pm) *sold out* 6/27 - JOLIET , IL (9:30pm) *low tix* 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA *low tix* 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA *low tix* 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO *low tix* 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *low tix* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *sold out* 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI *low tix* 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

HUGE dude wanted to get on stage! 😳 - 2026 TOUR: 5/8 — VANCOUVER, BC *sold out* 5/9 — CALGARY, AB *sold out* 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC *low tix* 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS *low tix* 6/19 — MONCTON, NB *sold out* 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL (7pm) *sold out* 6/27 - JOLIET , IL (9:30pm) *low tix* 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA *low tix* 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA *low tix* 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO *low tix* 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *low tix* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (7pm) *sold out* 10/10 - BOSTON, MA (9:30pm) *sold out* 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI *low tix* 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

2026 TOUR: 5/8 — VANCOUVER, BC *sold out* 5/9 — CALGARY, AB *sold out* 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS 6/19 — MONCTON, NB *sold out* 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - 10/10 — BOSTON, MA 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

guessing H*TLER!

his girlfriend sat where?? 😳 - FULL VIDEO (30 minutes) only on my YT. - 2026 TOUR: 5/8 — VANCOUVER, BC (7pm) *SOLD OUT* 5/8 — VANCOUVER, BC (9:30pm) *LOW TIX* 5/9 — CALGARY, AB (7PM) *SOLD OUT* 5/9 — CALGARY, AB (9:30PM) *SOLD OUT* 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC *LOW TIX* 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS 6/19 — MONCTON, NB *SOLD OUT* 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL (7PM) *SOLD OUT* 6/27 — JOLIET, IL (9:30 PM) *LOW TIX* 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA *LOW TIX* 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO *LOW TIX* 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (7PM) *SOLD OUT* 10/9 - BOSTON, MA (10PM) *LOW TIX* 10/10 BOSTON, MA (7PM) *SOLD OUT* 10/10 BOSTON, MA (9:30 PM) *SOLD OUT* 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX *VERY LOW TICKETS* 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI *VERY LOW TICKETS* 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy

grandad came out the closet (part 2) 😳 - 2026 TOUR: 5/8 — VANCOUVER, BC 5/9 — CALGARY, AB 5/29 - 5/31 — CHARLOTTE, NC 6/18 — HALIFAX, NS 6/19 — MONCTON, NB 6/20 — OTTAWA, ON 6/27 — JOLIET, IL 7/24 — SPRINGFIELD, MA 7/25 — ATLANTIC CITY, NJ 8/15 — DANVILLE, VA 9/10 — FRESNO, CA 9/11 — OAKLAND, CA 9/12 — SACRAMENTO, CA 9/17 - 9/19 — DENVER, CO 9/24 — CARMEL, IN 9/25 — PEORIA, IL 9/26 — ST. LOUIS, MO 10/9 - 10/10 — BOSTON, MA 10/11 — PROVIDENCE, RI 10/16 — TYSONS, VA 10/17 — RICHMOND, VA 10/18 — RALEIGH, NC 10/23 — PHOENIX, AZ 10/24 — TUCSON, AZ 11/6 — LOS ANGELES, CA 11/7 — RENO, NV 11/8 — SAN DIEGO, CA 11/12 — SAN ANTONIO, TX 11/13 — DALLAS, TX 11/14 — AUSTIN, TX 12/3 — TOLEDO, OH 12/4 — ANN ARBOR, MI 12/5 — TORONTO, ON 12/11 — BAKERSFIELD, CA 12/12 — SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA #standupcomedy