Here are the 5 reasons you’re definitely not going to want to stay here!🙃
1️⃣You hate waking up to mountain views.
2️⃣ Peace and quiet make you uncomfortable.
3️⃣ You prefer traffic noise and pollution to crickets and fresh air.
4️⃣ You don’t like beautifully designed spaces that make you feel equally at home *and* at a 5-star resort.
5️⃣ You don’t want to accidentally fall in love with Lexington, VA- a real-life Hallmark-movie-town that’s just minutes from the farm.
If you’re *still* interested… comment STAY below. But don’t say we didn’t warn you 😉
