jordy

they said it couldn’t be done, but here @thejordyrushow we managed to squeeze an hour show into under 60 seconds 💪🏼 this is a recap of our show on the 8th of November where we discussed all things DANCE: How Movement Can Be Accessible To All, along with our fabulous guests - @tylereenie , - @deanwebsterr / @the.mightyelephant , - @vanessamarian_ / @groovetherapy_101 plenty more clips to come 🕺 come join us for our shows on the 22nd and 29th where we discuss [topics redacted] !! link in bio (you know the drill) 🎟️

moybin swipe through ‘til the end to meet lil’ marco

shoutout to Gary the snail for being my rock throughout this difficult life transition 👨🏻->👶🏻

the inaugural run of THE JORDY RUSHOW with me, jordy russo has its final performance TOMORROW NIGHT 🤩 I can’t wait to show you all the cool (🧊) things we have in store as we expedition through the topic of ANTARCTICA !! Grab your tickets via @improvtheatresydney or through the link in my bio, I would love to see you there 🎟️

it’s time to put on your thermals because we’re on an expedition to ANTARCTICA !! This Saturday night I will be joined by the fabulous @calelandonbain , @haydoathome , and @stephup3d as we discuss the southernmost points on the globe 🇦🇶 It’s gonna be exciting, it’s gonna be interesting, and the first person to plant a flag during the show can legally* claim ownership of the theatre 🎭 Grab your tickets quickly via @improvtheatresydney or through the ticket link in my bio 🎟️ *I don’t think this is actually the case, but we’ll double check with @calelandonbain on the night, just in case it is 🤞🏼

it’s time to clean your telescope lenses because we’re looking at PLANETS!! This Saturday night I will be joined by the fabulous @dayntee , @erinllandy , and @heylaurahart as we explore why the planet we live on is indeed a special one 🌏 It’s gonna be silly, it’s gonna be nerdy, and you can get 68% off if you bring proof of life existing elsewhere in the universe 👽 Grab your tickets quickly via @improvtheatresydney or through the ticket link in my bio 🎟️

how could we kick it off with anything other than… DANCE!! This Saturday night I will joined by the fabulous @deanwebsterr (@the.mightyelephant ), @tylereenie and @vanessamarian_ (@groovetherapy_101 ) as we explore how movement can be accessible to all 🕺 It’s gonna be fun, it’s gonna be informative, and best of all it’s going to be shared between you and me 🫰🏼 Grab your tickets quickly via @improvtheatresydney or through the link in my bio 🎟️

often people will ask me “what’s it like having such long legs” to which i’ll often reply “what’s it like having such short legs” “touché” i hear back life is all about perspective, you see “ahh! parlez-vous français?” i enquire “non, pas un seul mot” they respond curiously “damn, that’s too bad, i’ve kind of been looking out for more french speaking friends lately… i guess i’ll see you later then” i sigh as i turn and walk away after moments they exclaim “wait! you forgot something” i quickly turn back around our eyes gently meet we pause for what feels like both a second and a lifetime until they break the breathless silence “you forgot… moi” they declare as they link with my arm and we walk off together into the sunset an elderly couple is sitting at a park bench, eating sushi one is extremely tall and the other is a seemingly normal height, but incredibly short in comparison the taller stalls between bites and melts into a greedy grin “touché little shorty” they think to themself “touché indeed”

baby’s first dump… 1. edna mode audition ended badly 2. a nice art 3. dump worthy 4. despicable me 5 audition ended quite badly 5. pangea 6. what’s next? hot ones ramen?! 7. oh… 8. pretty, accidental light leak

A wholesome tb moment to ‘failed_artists’ a few years back! Captured by @moose_visuals

June 5th Cast - Pt I. Tickets in bio or on the door! Jordy Russo is an up-and-coming heterotrophic organism who regularly ingests an omnivorous diet to produce metabolic energy. He has been known to communicate with similar organisms via transfer of pressure waves to elicit the release of endorphins, often within enclosed spaces. Jordy first entered the Mammalia class of the Eukarya domain as zygote in 1996, and since then has successfully set himself apart from other primates as a strong contender in the Hominidae family. What is Emilia (also known as Millie) Higgs known for? Her comedy chops, 12 years of acting and improv experience and work in the incredible improv troupes ‘Joy Riders’, ‘Speakerbox’ and ‘Diversity Hires’. What is she not known for? Climbing Mount Everest, or any pretty tall mountains for that matter. What you’ll see if you watch her perform? A lot of joy and mischief. Come see for yourself. Kat Hoyos is a “slashie threat”. She can act, sing and dance and incorporates these talents often. She has graced many a stage around Australia and NZ, acted on screen a number of times on major networks as a serious actor, and improvises which leads her to be part of the faculty at Improv Theatre Sydney.

it wasn’t pretty… but i’m a marathon finisher 🏃🏻‍♂️ @sydney_marathon