Another friend of ours was in all of these pictures but they exploded themselves and a few other people in a mall so we had them tastefully removed to maintain the integrity of the nice vibe
This could be you.
You don’t wanna miss out on this…
Biancarnival 3.0, this year at Rubulad
Bigger, better, more.
It’s a variety show and comedic interactive carnival run by Brooklyn’s best comedians. The most fun night of the year.
May 30
Early bird tix are almost sold out.
These Biancarnival 2025 pics by @enemypixels
A little secret about me is that if we’re friends, I may one day draw you for fun and fuck up your face in almost a mean way and I’m sorry for that helena thomas
I met this young couple after one of my many sold out orthopedic lingerie experiences I’ve become known for over the years. They wanted to ask about me about how to make it in Hollywood and what sorts of sacrifices they’d have to make. I asked them if they had any children and they told me they had a 24 year old in law school. I said they should consider getting an abortion (I know a fabulous plein-air facility in Queens) because the last thing you need is a lost cause to lug around when you’ve already got your agents and managers to think about. Lastly, I told the blue one to learn contemporary dance and the orange/coral one to become 100% conversationally fluent in Korean because I can see them becoming a very dynamic cabaret duo, they just need something obvious to root for.
Xx Bianca Dot
Back by popular demand. A new rendition of acclaimed original play “All Abard!” premieres at FRIGID Under St. Marks Theater on October 16th at 7pm. One-night-only.
Starring:
Bianca Dot
Brandon Kral
and
Josh Nasser
with
Miles Calderon
Directed by:
Ronald Mangravite (my dad)
Ticket link in bio
