Our second plays@3 winner…
ULCERS By @bethmull92
27th January, 3pm
Mark: If she’d have died it would have been easier. We’d have grieved her and moved on.
Whilst friends around Lyn & Mark divorce for more trivial reasons, the married couple try to make sense of their daughter’s illness and they wrestle with the question - How much of your life do you give up for an ill child?
Writer Beth Mullen
Director Bethany Ella West
Beth is a writer and performer from Teesside, and a rising voice in British comedy-drama, Beth is developing several original sitcoms with Hat Trick. Beth has won four Monologue Slams; she was shortlisted for The Alpine Award in 2025; BOLD Playwrights and Menagerie’s Hidden Voices in 2024; shortlisted for BBC Voices, and she’s a SOHO writers alum. Acting credits include The Agency Season 2 and Ricky Gervais’ Afterlife. She’s currently part of the 2025-2026 Oxford Playhouse Playmakers cohort.
She will be part of The Royal Court Writers Group 2026 cohort.
Her Debut Edinburgh Fringe show A Minor Theft received a 4* review in The Scotsman, won a EFFTA and is currently being developed for TV.
If you are interested in booking a place to see this work, please email [email protected]
A Minor Theft opens next week! 👩🍼
Sophie’s stolen a baby. She doesn’t even want a baby… but she knows that this baby deserves a good life and a good mother that doesn’t deep throat fags and voddy-cokes.
A Minor Theft is a comedy and a love letter to all those grieving deaths so painful they upend our worlds. The show is an exploration of infant death, working class on working class judgement and the strange things that grief makes us do.
We reeeaaaally loved this show when we caught it in Edinburgh, so we can't wait for Beth to bring it to our stage next week! 😍
📆 20-22 Oct, 2025
⏰ 7.30pm
🎟️ £15-£17
Get your tickets via the link in our bio 🎟️
SO excited for @bethmull92 's brilliant one-woman show, A Minor Theft, coming to Theatre503 in just a few weeks!
Sophie’s stolen a baby. She doesn’t even want a baby… but she knows that this baby deserves a good life and a good mother that doesn’t deep throat fags and voddy-cokes.
A Minor Theft is a comedy and a love letter to all those grieving deaths so painful they upend our worlds. The show is an exploration of infant death, working class on working class judgement and the strange things that grief makes us do.
A Minor Theft received a 4* review in The Scotsman, won an EFFTA and is currently being developed for TV, so is not one to miss!
📆 20-22 Oct
⏰ 7.30pm
🎟️ £15-£17
Get your tickets now via the link in our bio 🔥
