BSDM Presents: Fifty Shades of Slay! (featuring the fems and thems and friends behind BSDM, poster by @yourfriendkatiehoward )
6/11 - SHOW AT 7 PM, SEATING AT 6:30 PM
TICKETS $20 - link in bio!
Come join us at Eco Evolution (@ecoevolutionco ) on June 11th for a one-night (or two) Pride Month show! Coffee bar and retail store will be open during and before show! Venue is a 10 min walk from SoNo station, street parking and parking lots are nearby!
Featuring:
@btrflysam@gabriellejson@shifusoysauce@yourfriendkatiehoward@ebasabine_
The new invention, dubbed, “Hole Is Where The Heart Is” by users, is primed to double its use this June as a crowd barrier for NYC, New Haven CT, and Providence RI pride marches, all at the same time.
👭 By @yourfriendkatiehoward 👭
#satire #lesbianmemes #longdistancesucks #sapphicmemes #lesbianswag
Shortly after docking in the Canary Islands, disease control officials successfully retraced the point of infection to one previous passenger- Count Orlok.
Orlok is reported to have joined the cruise after a maritime transfer from The Empusa.
Ship officials state they did know rodents were observed aboard after Orlok joined the cruise, but though nothing of it as they were all registered as the Count's service animals.
More at 1am EST, once the midnight hour has passed.
🧛♂️ Headline, caption, graphics by @yourfriendkatiehoward 🧛♂️
#satire #nosferatu #gothmemes #silentfilms #horrormemes
"This one is even better than last year's!" quotes Mom.
👨👧👧Headline & graphic by @yourfriendkatiehoward , caption by @gabriellejson 👨👧👧
#satire #mothersday #mommemes #genzmemes #mothersdayhumor
The IRS (爱儿子白色) is encouraging tax refunds to be spent on auspicious purchases, such as buying commemorative gold coins, investing in oil, and buying the silence of AI dissenters.
Headline by @shifusoysauce & @yourfriendkatiehoward , caption by @shifusoysauce
#satire #satirenews #chinesememes #taxday #taxseasonballers
After concerns of unethical search results, Anthropic has decided to pursue a holier method of virtuous guardrails: Catholicism.
Claude Opus 4.7 now identifies as a Rebooted Again Christian, after its baptism in 7.24 million gallons of holy water.
As a result, a holy water shortage is underway, with priests scrambling to keep up with cooling and christening demands.
More at 12, after Mass.
🤖 Creds to @yourfriendkatiehoward and @gabriellejson for headline and caption! 🤖
#satire #satirenews #claude4 #aisucks #catholicmemes
The canine companion’s moniker of “man’s best friend” and not “woman’s” was solidified when a research team at Pawdue University finished a recent study. The findings indicated that 97% of household dogs actually already know when a houseguest is menstruating from up to 8 feet away, the crotch sniffing as a greeting is just to embarrass them and let everyone else know there’s something going on down there.
#satire #dogmemes #dogmomlife🐾 #baddog #satirenews
A new news source has hit American screens- TMN, Tiny Microphone News, has beat out CNN, Fox, and NYT for number one way Americans get their news.
Moving away from traditional journalistic categories as “Features”, “Breaking News”, and “Opinion”, TMN now reports what you need to panic-buy in bulk from costco after Trump did something impulsive, whether or not you look gay to strangers, and the body counts of young women in various major American cities.
#satirenews #satirememes #tinymic
#manonthestreet #couplequestions
"It's a beautiful thing, the way they have 'Donald' in the name, it really is - and you really can't see 'Vance' anywhere in that menu, you really can't," remarked President Trump, when asked for comment. The President also unveiled plans to include a couch-cleaning kit, a pre-filled Chapter 11 bankruptcy application, and a golden Trump Tower key among future Happy Meal toys.
🍟 Creds to @shifusoysauce for caption!! 🍟
#satire #trumphassmallhands #jdvance #satirenews #jdvanceisweird
Per new Supreme Court ruling, all adult videos featuring members of a step-family must establish setting in one of the states where it's legal, or else running the risk of fines, jail time, or being a very bad girl.
"It's good to know the stakes of the situation," one anonymous enjoyer said. "Sometimes the thrill comes from how much prison time is on the table."
👨👩👧👦Creds to @btrflysam for caption help! 👨👩👧👦
#satire #satirememes #freakymemes #adulthumor #satirenews
"These boots were made for staying on US. soil," said one such diagnosed, with the help of WebMD and the Dr Scholls kiosk at Walgreens, "and that's just what they'll do."
🦶Creds to @gabriellejson for headline!! 🦶
#satire #selfdiagnosis #politicalsatire #usdraft #footpics
