Hey Beasties,
After 18 years in Brunswick East, our family has made the heartbreaking decision to close the doors.
To everyone who built it, broke it, played in it, or played with it — thank you. You made this place what it was, and we’ll carry that with us always.
We fought hard, but the long aftershock of the lockdown years was something we couldn’t outrun. It’s been exhausting — and deeply meaningful.
The Year of the Fire Horse is about renewal. We’re excited to see what the Brunswick East community will create in this space… and as for us, we’re currently exploring the potential demand for a new career in OnlyFans.
Stay tuned.
With love and gratitude, Beast
Can’t “pull” on Valentine’s day?
Let the Beast help!
Valentine’s Day at The Beast:
-Pull Me Closer Burger
-Pork Me Fries
-Better Than Your Ex Cocktail AND Bubbles to share (or drown your sorrows)
All genders. All sexualities. All welcome.
Just don’t text your ex.
xo
THE BEAST IS COMING TO FAIRFIELD +++
Two Sundays.
Free live music.
Cold drinks.
Big, filthy burgers.
Zero excuses.
We’re rolling into Fairfield Amphitheatre with the grills hot, the taps flowing and the vibes absolutely dialled.
SUNDAY 1 FEB
🔥 Women of Soul
🔥 DJ Miss Goldie
SUNDAY 15 FEB
🔥 Kylie Auldist
🔥 DJ Miss Goldie
⏰ 3PM – Late
🎟️ FREE. ALL AGES. NO BOOKINGS.
🍔 Food + drinks by The Beast (yes, including the locals burgers and booze!)
Pull up with your mates.
Bring the kids.
Bring the dog.
Stay too long.
Eat something stupidly grouse.
See you on the amphitheatre!
🚨 IT’S GOING TO BE HOT!🚨
So unless you love sweating through your soul… read this.
While the sun’s trying to kill us, Beast is blasting the Triple J Hottest 100, pouring cold drinks and feeding everyone like legends.
You roll in “just for one”.
Suddenly it’s 6 hours later, you’ve lost your voice, your phone’s dead and you’re arguing about what should’ve been #1.
LONG WEEKEND SPECIALS +++
FOOD
🍔 Kangaroo “with the lot” burger
🍤 Shrimp po’boy
🍟 PSP loaded fries
🌱 All Veg / vegan version
DRINKS
🍹 Murray River Mojito
🍊 Naarm Old Fashion
🥶 Endless slushies
🚀 Red Ripper vodka shots
Cool venue. Big speakers. Cold booze.
✅ Tell your mates.
✅Get here early.
😍Stay way too long.
Beast. Hottest 100. Beat the heat.
THE BEST F#CKING BURGER IN BRUNSWICK
And yeah, we'll say it again because it's true.
$25. Cheeseburger + pot.
Big, dirty, dripping smash burger and a cold beer that actually hits.
This is a sit-down, shut-up, eat-with-both-hands situation.
Melty. Messy. Proper.
MON-THURS / 12-3PM +++
THE BEST F#CKING BURGER IN TOWN 🍔🔥
If you’re hungry, hungover or just hate cooking… we’ve got you.
$25 gets you a cheeseburger + a pot.
Just a big dirty smash burger and a cold beer.
Dripping. Melty. Stacked.
Proper.
MON–THURS / 12–3PM
LET’S F#CKING GO +++
BEAST PRESENTS // THIS WEEKEND +++
Two nights. One room.
FRIDAY
Late To The Party
Mesa Cosa DJs
SATURDAY
Noless
Free entry.
Show up. Stay late.
BEAST PRESENTS +++
MELBOURNE IS COOKING TOMORROW 🔥🌞
It’s gonna be HOT. Like walk outside and immediately regret being alive hot.
So we’re SLING’N SLUSHIES ALL. DAY. LONG.
Cold. Boozy. Brain-freezing. Life-saving.
$13 summer survival juice.
Fans on. Sweat dripping. Tunes up.
Come hide in the dark and cool off with us.
If you’re gonna melt, melt at The Beast.
See you at the bar.
LET’S SWEAT +++
JAN SETLIST +++
New year. Same chaos.
Bands. DJs. Good times.
FRI 9 — Mesa Cosa DJs + Late To The Party (EP Tour)
SAT 10 — No Less
FRI 16 — Mesa Cosa DJs + Trago Amargo
SAT 17 — Hank Supreme & Cool Dad
FRI 23 — Mesa Cosa DJs + Dopplerhaus
SAT 24 — The CB3
FRI 30 — Mesa Cosa DJs + Barefoot Spacemen
SAT 31 — Matt Trigg Trio + Marinara Boys
Free entry every show.
+++
TONIGHT AT THE BEAST +++
DJ Dibbo from 6:30 — late
All vinyl. All killer. Party cuts. Curveballs. No filler.
Bands from 9:30 — late
BMSD are dropping in for a last-minute blowout with Gskid Steer on support.
Cold beers. Loud feeds. Big night. Done +++
Simple.
