Nooruddean Choudry

@beardedgenius

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🚨 NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Following Inshallah United, I am chuffed to bits to announce my second book, coming out in 2026 - Assalam Alaikum, Our Kid! A story of being Muslim, Manc and mad for it in the new millennium Pre-oder with 25% off at @Waterstones using the code OCTOBER25 - link in bio!
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7 months ago
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The paperback edition of Inshallah United is out on 11 April Including: 👶🏽 Growing up Asian, Muslim & Manc ⚽️ Becoming a Red 🥛 Hating Maggie 👑 Loving Eric 🎤 Discovering Britpop 🇵🇰 Wasim & Waqar 😢 Dead dad story ❤️ Family Preorder link in bio
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2 years ago
Extremely honoured to be asked to be a judge for the #GordonBurnPrize2026. In such esteemed company too. What a writer and what a man Gordon was
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11 months ago
The levels is loserdom is off the charts. Absolutely desperate to offend Muslims who couldn’t care less if you’ve got greasy shoulders
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4 hours ago
Massive adidas stripes make us look like Arsenal ffs
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5 hours ago
Not to cast any further aspersions onto Tonda Eckert, but he does seem to suffer from resting guilty face. Always has the look of Father Dougal hiding an earring
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10 hours ago
Me after saying I’m going to meet Jean-Pierre for un coca in La Rochelle in my French oral
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14 hours ago
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1 day ago
Calum McFarlane always looks like he’s just lost a pint of blood on account of piercing his foot on a spike
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1 day ago
Wes Streeting has just arrived at Anfield
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1 day ago
Give me real art by real artists, with their own style and interpretation, over soulless derivative AI slop every single time. Bravo @officialbagface
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1 day ago
All this talk about the next Bond, I just hope they remain faithful to the source material
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2 days ago