Battered

@batteredcards

The cards you wish you could give to more people. Find them in the fabulous Postmark and Scribbler.
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Seeing as I am profiting from animals, it’s only fair that 10% of all profits last year go to looking after them. Last year we saved the pangolins. So, well done for everyone who placed an order - you can now fee good about yourself
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3 months ago
Sometimes His Majesty's favourite animals get a bit kinky.
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3 months ago
Bad bulls for life x
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3 months ago
Sloths are bringing sexy back. Just really, really slowly.
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3 months ago
If she touches her hair while talking to you, she's interested. If she decapitates you while shagging, you're truly special.
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7 months ago
Three more to add to the wee animal collection
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9 months ago
The animals come in two by two
16 1
9 months ago
Two new cards for The Animals Range
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9 months ago
Hello high street. Battered is now available in the fabulous @postmarkonline stores all over the UK
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10 months ago
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10 months ago
It's hard work getting into the mind of animals. But someone's gotta do it.
18 1
1 year ago
"The more legs you have, the kinkier you get" - David Attenborough, 2025
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1 year ago