The emotionally unavailable are investigated by an elite unit known as the Self Worth Unit.
These are their stories.
DUN DUN
@bathroomstuffband presents:
Bathroom Stuff Emotional Crimes: Self Worth Unit
Where suspects are questioned,
confidence is withheld
and the truth is dragged out one song at a time
If you’ve ever said “I’m fine”
when you absolutely were not…
You might be next.
Report to
@strumbrewing on Sunday April 12th at 6pm for questioning.