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Bassem Youssef

@bassem

A heart surgeon turned comedian . Plant Based 🍀. Posting about health, comedy and useless stuff. Egyptian living in LA
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Turkey, I am coming with the Belly of the Beast Tour on Friday, June 19th, 2026 ARE YOU READYYYYY See where I am going next - Houston, Jun 4 - 5 - 6 - Berlin, Jun 11 - Vienna, Jun 12 - London, Jun 14 - Zagreb, Jun 16 - Sarajevo, Jun 17 - Istanbul, Jun 19 - Antwerp, Jun 21 - Paris, Jun 22 - Jacksonville, Jul 17 & 18 - Denver, Jul 30 & Aug 1 All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on my website Link in Bio
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NEW: @bassem will take The Belly of the Beast Tour to London's @royalalberthall his summer 🎟️ General on sale Friday 27th February at 10am 🔗 Link in bio
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“We take a** cleaning very seriously.” - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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Human Animals See where I am going next - Houston, Jun 4 - 5 - 6 - Berlin, Jun 11 - Vienna, Jun 12 - London, Jun 14 - Zagreb, Jun 16 - Sarajevo, Jun 17 - Istanbul, Jun 19 - Antwerp, Jun 21 - Paris, Jun 22 - Jacksonville, Jul 17 & 18 - Denver, Jul 30 & Aug 1 All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on my website Link in Bio
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"We use it to dry, NOT to clean." đź§» - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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"I was actually earning more money from teaching salsa than me being a resident." - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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“Joe Rogan will eat a live cow... I’m a huge advocate of plant-based diets.” - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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“How racist of them… The most famous Black Arab guy in history and just gave it to you!” - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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"We are just a mix of human races, and I think it is very dangerous to pour this type of discussion of genetic purity in our area." - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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“Laugh at my joke… Embrace me, love me because I have so much trauma and I need the validation!” - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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"Now it’s a new rule, new game, and we are afraid of that because we don’t know the rules." - Bassem Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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"We do it like this." - Bassem 🤣 Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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