If you don’t have anything nice to say. Don’t say anything at all 🤫! Hocus Pocus, I always keep my Focus 🧘🏿♂️ #NOWiHearYou #NOWiDont #HeckleHarder #SilenceOfTheStans #TacosOnMondays #LockedIn #MarylandMuscle #HuntingAccident #Unequal *full video on Facebook 🙄*
I forgot that I didn’t upload this to IG. We still lost this game, and eventually lost the series 🧹. Apparently, the pitcher in this video, forgot what our last encounter looked like… and that I had 3 total hits in this game… and that I ALWAYS hit him HARD! 400ft line drive. The ball never even went higher than the lights. Next season will be more fun, since we’re both geeking to face each other again 🐽 > 🦆 #TheOffSeason #ToolUp
My sister recorded this, and when my mother saw it she said he was fighting because “the belt was too tight”. So I decided to post it to get out ahead of the storyline. That isn’t at all what is happening here. The boy just hates being strapped down… always has. The car seat is the one seat that he can’t wiggle out of, so he hates it the most. Thank You For Your Time & Attention To This Matter #LifeOFaProxyMom #StayBlessed #Yeet
Does my son look ghetto? Be Honest! That red stuff is raspberry juice that he spilled when he was trying to drink it out of the bowl. Moms be the biggest haters for real 🤣🤣🤣 #DollarStoreDiego #Hamhocks #PantsAreOverrated #Yeet
Had a FEW extra minutes today. So I decided to get underneath of the seats and see just how bad things were. Deez mf got paper plateS underneath of EVERY SEAT. Then Diego was supposed to be giving me a hand, instead he gave me his ass to clean… too 🌚. I just went to the store a couple days ago, but for some strange reason I feel like we’re running low on milk 🤔. It’s a good thing I misplaced my OCD long time ago, because 🗣️ AHHHHHHHHHHH! #Triggered #ProxyMom #PowerByJC #Spanked
#MensLeagueMonday
Now that I cut my own hair, I tried to trim my sideburns and took too much off. Somehow, this camera lens made it look way worse than I thought 😭. If you zoom in, you can see that there’s still hair there. #Balding #Hairless #LessHair
