And once again, gentlemen of the neighbourhood, it’s your time to shine!
My man, Mother’s Day is on Sunday. The children will make her pancakes and you will all agree to leave the house for 3-5 hours so she can spend the day alone. Yes? Yes.
Now you, gentleman, just DM me to say what time you want to come to the studio and we will find her something nice, from you. Not from the kids, but you. I won’t go into all the reasons - we know and frankly, that’s not my business - but you come find me and I will help you to give her something nice. Something she can use, and will enjoy using, and will make her feel a tiny bit fancy everyday. Something that says you had a 10 minute conversation with a stranger about how great they are and these are the things they would like. Ok? See you later then.
OPEN STUDIOS🐣
Saturday, April 18th, 12-6pm
36 Waverly Ave, Brooklyn
So what are these Open Studios like? Well, ok, I’ve had too much chocolate so this will be interesting.
It’s true that multiple people have described my personal vibe as “intense” (it’s not my fault, I was born this way) but I swear I’m nice, and not so intense at these things! And our open studios are relaxed and easy. No really, they are! It’s just a good excuse to say hi, and hang-out with good people, and see some pretty things. And our neighbours are so fun - it’s a snob-free zone around here.
So come see us on Saturday! Have a nice time! Leave the internet and recover your souls! Ok that’s quite enough bye
Save the Date
OPEN STUDIOS Saturday, April 18th, 12-6pm
36 Waverly Ave, Brooklyn
Coming out of hibernation, because we love it when you visit. Plus it gives me a good excuse to get loads of posh radishes.
⚡️ONLINE SAMPLE SALE⚡️now through Sunday.
We don’t produce a ton of samples & seconds but we’ve selected the greatest hits for you this weekend. Go get yourself a new work bag 🧡
Saturday, 2-6pm: DM if you want to shop the sale in the studio; it’s always nice to see you in person. Please DM to make sure I’m in when you pop by!
Back to work and things are a little different around here this year… Bartleby is “objects and environments” again (the culture people say it’s all about 2016, after all). More on this soon. Just, you know, everything is bonkers and hi! we’re doing stuff.*
*I’m really putting that English degree to good use with this text. Speaking of which, since when did anyone with a wifi connection start a Substack? I’ve clearly missed some things
Happy New Year, friends! Thank you for being the best people. I hope this year, as with every year, your wishes come true and your enemies are vanquished. More fun! More carbs! More peace, more peace, more peace!
Neighbourhood gentleman, it’s your finest hour 🎁 You don’t have to go shopping/scrolling, just come to the studio and we’ll find them something nice. Your dad/sister/mom/person-you-don’t-know-well-but-are-inexplicably-spending-holidays-with, we’ll find them something nice.
I’ll be in this afternoon, DM if you’re coming ‘round.
Thanks, friends! That’s was a fun one🍇
Standard shipping for Dec 24th arrivals is closed but we love local pick-ups and will be here all week. DM/email to come by.
