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Alex Velluto

@avelluto

Comedian and the “official” #BigGulpKid followed by @7eleven
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Little Caesars… you TEMPTRESS 🍕 #papajohns #littlecaesars #pizzawars #pizza #standupcomedy #comedyreels
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1 year ago
Alexa, watch episode 2 of the Nateland Showcase on Youtube. @avelluto
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2 years ago
It happened. Thanks @7eleven Love #BigGulpKid
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3 years ago
NEXT WEEKEND it’s comedian @avelluto (Nateland and Dry Bar Comedy) @wiseguyscomedy @atthegateway w @sethtippetts next Fr/Sat, May 22-23! Tix on website! #downtownslc #thisplaceisajoke #wiseguyscomedy
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1 day ago
In case you were curious about the weighted blanket-to-depression exchange rate. #StandUpComedy #Relatable #WeightedBlanket #MentalHealthHumor #DarkHumor
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2 days ago
Just trying my best socially and somehow making it worse every time... #awkward #stupid #standup #comedytiktok
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4 days ago
It’s an honor to be in the top results of “Things to do in Goshen, IN” It’s quite possible I’m the only thing happening. Come to the show at @funny_pharm_comedy_club May 15
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6 days ago
Golden Corral knows exactly what they’re doing... #goldencorral #adultdaycare #oldpeople #standupcomedy
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7 days ago
DAY 2 Headless Chicken Mascot Explains 5K Race to Confused Cop! MISSION LOG: I have successfully evaded the HOA Code Enforcement authorities. Who may have been sent by the jack-booted thugs at @gofruita Parks and Rec. NOBODY is going to stop me from fighting for Mike the Headless Chicken and to RELEASE THE HEAD! The situation is ongoing. More to come. #MikeTheHeadlessChicken #prankvideo #RELEASETHEHEAD
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17 days ago
Just riffin with some dinos to promote my shows this weekend April 24-25 at @blueridgecomedy in Bristol, TN. Because when you’re out with the fam and need to sell tickets, life finds a way.
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26 days ago
Day 1 of training to be THE OFFICIAL Headless Chicken mascot at the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival 5K. Thanks to @fruitaparksandrec for the tremendous honor that I take very seriously. It is a mantle I will take on with incredible dignity and respect. It just goes to show that when your head isn’t in it, you can accomplish anything. Comedy shows “RELEASE THE HEAD” at the Headleas Chicken festival at the Cavalcade in Fruita, CO May 29-30.
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1 month ago
The way the blame found me immediately #fart #standupcomedy #windowseat #innocent #standupcomedy
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1 month ago