Dear
@atlhawks I come to you today with an open heart, deep concern, and absolutely no shame. We the people of Atlanta, GA would like to formally propose a trade package to the Washington Wizards for the #1 draft pick
@aj.dybantsa
We are prepared to offer:
• The #8 pick
• The #23 pick
• Tyler Perry &
@tylerchronicles
• The next high school athlete that makes it to the NBA
• THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
@ticket_jerry
• The couch from the
@85southshow
•
@atlscoop
•
@iamsosay , jokeboysosay, Carlos & his forklift
• 14 Waffle House employees
• All Knicks fans except for
@coachface
• Fulton Industrial after 9pm
• My big brother
@arithearchitect
• Greenbriar Mall
• The blue side of Hartsfield
• The Chic-fil-A on MLK
• Cheshire Bridge Rd.
• Kiesha Lance Tops & Bottoms
• The Varsity
• 85 North between Pleasantdale & Pleasant Hill
• The people that hate the city but won’t evacuate the city
• Big Tigger
•
@navvgreene & the rest of the
@brokenplayshow podcast
• 75 North between Eagles Landing & Hapeville
• Lil Boosie
And as a special bonus: the transportation device that gets
@hoodanchorye from Decatur to Douglasville in 9 minutes with traffic.
Please don’t overthink this. The sports fans in the city deserves happiness again 🙏🏾