“Help! My sister is stuck under a 1953 iso isetta and I’m not strong enough to lift it!” Is something you will never say again .
This training program will finally give you the strength and confidence to lift a 1953 Iso Isetta off anyone unlucky enough to get flattened by one. After completing the program you will be able to scoop that little car up like it is nothing more than a confused metal turtle. You will not only impress the person you are rescuing but you will also impress every bystander who suddenly questions their own life choices. With enough dedication and questionable motivation you might even be able to lift any car of similar size and weight which means you will become the unofficial superhero of small vehicle emergencies everywhere.
Recently added Army medic @angelowithamic to the KT collection! Glad he saw the message when he did as he said in his note he was being deployed that night! In his interview he mentioned he makes art in his free time, so I’m happy to add not only a signed picture, but a photo he made unique by tracing every little detail around the pic! He didn’t really get a chance for a good interview though unfortunately as Tony insisted on talking about a pretty serious topic for most of it. Glad Matt was able to break the tension a little bit towards the end. Hopefully when he returns he gets another shot on the show! Would love to see him get another opportunity and see how much progress he’s made and also get the chance for a lighter interview. Thank you so much Angelo! Good luck with your deployment and hope nothing but the best for your family!
Alexa, play P.I.M.P by 50 cent. I’m finna do some cuddling.
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“Pretenders are just pretenders. They cannot be the real ones. They waste their own time and harm themselves. They live their entire lives empty-handed and without any vision.”
- Ehsan Sehgal
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#europe #comedy #standup #openmic #atx #standupcomedy #starbucks #freepalestine
