YOOOO!
Sitting here watching WrestleMania highlights like… when did this turn into Celebrity singlet cosplay?? Why are there more random famous people in the ring than actual wrestlers whatever man, I’m clocking out and throwing on some Combat Zone—watching Nick Gage bleed buckets like god intended.
ANYWAYS—
MAY 1ST. WICHITA. THE FURNACE.
@die.u.s.a is pulling back up to the flatlands and they’re not coming alone—dragging @aneurysmtx out of Texas to tear it up our little venue.
We got the DAWGS in @heldxwithin holding it down for the straight edge lifers.
And the BOYS in FORMAL keeping it raw, loud, and pure.
Huge shoutout to the DOUBLE JAKES from Nova Scotia for putting the wheels in motion on this madness.
Flyer by @fkoidjkoid
Pull up. Bring your friends. Or don’t. Either way it’s going off sucka.
NEXT UP IN THE HOMETOWN
Stoked to get the homies in @priceoflifesouthwest out here, and we're stoked that they're bringing @wrathofgodzcult all the way from California.
It's been a minute since we've played home, i wanna see all of our friends there. Also everyone's gotta pull up to see our friends in @scarletslastdays.tx as well as @ilovemilliondollardream first show.
Show up early and stay late. See y'all there!