Tossed my coin in soooo where’s my surprise career as an Italian pop star?
(I guess circa 2000s Disney Channel really is my Roman Empire)
#singtomepaolo ✨ 🇮🇹
Washing the last of my twenties down with gallons of cosmopolitan because I too am now an ‘oldie but goodie’ 🍸
(Final slide there to confirm that I’ve really matured at 29 … I no longer walk home barefoot in the rain…now I bring my slippers 🤓)
Think of this as a little autumn palate-cleanse for your festive buffet of a timeline 🍂
(If the last slide feels unhinged: think drunk-student with traffic-cone, only it’s more recently unearthed Victorian cobblestones from the street outside your flat😇)
This weekend I had the sheer honour of standing beside one of my oldest friends on their wedding day, not just as a guest, but as their celebrant✨
Megan and Jake, asking me to preside over your ceremony was as magical as it was mad. In that, you’ll always find a debt of gratitude in me I’m not quite sure I’ll ever be able to repay.
Meggy, I’ve never seen you more radiant. You’re a far cry from the unsure girl I met nearly a decade ago.
From recording acoustic covers and school-night sleep overs to holidays, festivals and (nearly) missed flights, we’ve seen the good the bad and the downright ugly over the last 10 years but watching you walk into this new chapter with love and certainty is all I could have ever wanted for you❤️
Jake, I’ve known Megan long enough to know that she could not have found a kinder or more devoted partner. You two truly deserve each other, and I wish you nothing but love as you embark on the long and beautiful adventure that is married life🌻
I don’t like to admit when I’m wrong, but maybe now I’ll have to accept that telling Meg to get off Tinder back in November 2019 could have been the worst advice I’ve ever dished out…
I guess I really did *quite literally* have to eat my words when I pronounced you man and wife on Friday🤷🏼♀️
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