Oh my, a new friend has appeared! This is Morty who claims it was his grandfather Rick who teleported him here somehow. Either way, I’m just grateful to have some company because I’m an avocado 🥑 #avocadoinfluencer
Dearest friends, fruits and veg, it is an important day today because today we protest climate change! This is an extremely important topic for me because I’m an avocado 🥑 #climatechange #avocado #avocadoinfluencer
Sometimes I enjoy taking a nice long siesta on @zaffi ’s blanket while he’s at work because they are so soft and comfortable and for someone like me with sensitive skin it really puts me in a guacin’ good mood because I’m an avocado 🥑 #ad #avocadoinfluencer
Hello friends, family, fans and fellow avocados! I know I haven’t posted in a bit but I’ve been in the lab (actually the kitchen) cooking up some fresh content for you to nourish your minds with because I’m an avocado 🥑 #avocado #avocadoinfluencer
My M8 @zaffi does a bit of the flow arts as @zaffius and these are his Pokémon poi! When he’s at work we just hang out, I can’t flow with them though because I’m an avocado 🥑 #avocadoinfluencer #poi #flowarts
Did you know that avocados have the highest fiber content of any fruit and contain vitamin B6, vitamin C, vitamin E, potassium, magnesium, and folate? No? Me neither, because I’m an avocado 🥑 #avocadoinfluencer #avocado #factswithallan
Friends are fantastic! When @zaffi goes to work, I hang out with my roommate Totoro. Sometimes we get into adventures, sometimes he just groans but at least he doesn’t want to eat me, which is great because I’m an avocado 🥑
Hello friends and followers, always remember to stay hydrated, especially in this heat wave! Luckily I don’t really sweat because I’m an avocado🥑 #ad #avocado #avocadoinfluencer #gatorade #ilearnedhowtousehashtags
Been a drum n bass avocado head since the old skool, listen to @hospitalitydnb on the regs and it’s all because @sweetpeadnb named me. I couldn’t give myself a name though, because I’m an avocado 🥑
When I’m not doing social media or raving, I like to sit with @zaffi on the couch and play video games, but sadly I’m not that good because I’m an avocado 🥑
