One last hair collab!! I’m devastated the greatest coolest most talented hairstylist couple @akko_assort and @makoto_assort are leaving Japan! They’ve been doing my hair for over 10 years!! My entire mood and personality is all based in my hair (Like most Leo’s)!!! Thank you for all the color changes and upkeep over the years, thank you for one last fun cut and color, I can never thank you enough!! 💚💙❤️ safe travels, I miss you both so much already 😩🫂✨
HOW TO WATCH A MOVIE: LIVE! Next Thursday 3/26!! At @bna_wall 7pm, FREE!!
I’ll be starting a YouTube channel soon, in the meantime come out TOKYO to learn to watch the most amazing hidden gem I’ve ever come across: MODEL BY DAY (1994)
Stay tuned for the upcoming YouTube channel debut 🍿✨
#movielover #tokyoevents #cinéma
Never before seen outtakes from legendary popstar Alex T’s original first record. These and more to be included in the greatest hits album double CD liner pages 💿
#selfpotrait #popstar
Oops accidentally made something iconic 😎 I’ve been wanting to find a sweet spot for texture, colors, and “mixed media” vibes, I’m still working on it but I’ve always been inspired by that painting on top of photographs 80s style like those old interview mag covers by Richard Bernstein or Tony viramontes who did Janet Jackson’s ‘Control’ album cover (HUGE inspiration and big fan) I’m still trying to figure out my own signature style in a similar vein, I’ve been thinking about it for years! Just gotta keep experimenting and creating until something clicks 🎨✨
#selfportait #paradisebird
Thank you to everyone who got their ATT Cosmic Dream Calendar for 2026 already!! This was the worst year of all my life, but I somehow managed to still create something. Energy cannot be created or destroyed as some geniuses say, so after not being booked for a single gig all year I turned the rejection into my own creations and made some fake ads. What, like it’s hard?? I know how to use photoshop. Nothing is real anyway, as I often yell into the void.
This calendar features all the important cosmic dates and has room for you to focus on a monthly goal. I heard 2026 is supposed to be extra good for Leos, pleeeeease astrology be real just for 2026 I swear I’ll be good 🙏🥲✨
Easy to purchase from my site with updated l1nk in the pr0file! 🔗
If I can sell 30 calendars I might be able to pay rent this month! 🤞 and PATREON PALS don’t forget to use the special discount code, thank you my angels for taking care of me all year and cheering me on!! I say this every time but you’re LITERALLY keeping me alive.
I hope everyone’s 2025 was way better than mine, let’s gtfo out here already 😮💨
#2026calendar
For perfume enthusiasts none come harder to find than the rare lamcóne NECTAR perfume bottle. With its limited run in the early 90s, the bottle itself featured a crystal flower lid that weighed 8lbs/4kg on its own, creating shipping costs to soar, which made it a tough sell for shops to carry in-stores.
In addition to its luxury lid, the perfume itself was not only filtered through diamonds (!!) 4 times, but also included a rare butterfly pheromone. This attracted unwanted swarms of confused butterflies flying from long distances to city centers.
Nature advocacy groups protested the perfume because it was causing harm to large butterfly populations who were fluttering around and inadvertently causing traffic accidents.
Lamcóne pulled the perfume from the already limited stocked shelves to avoid being sued. The boxes of unsold perfume were later donated to a butterfly conservation co-op in Singapore to help produce more butterflies. 🦋 ✨
It is rumored the model in this ad was smothered by butterflies and suffocated in her sleep.
#fakead #perfumeforher
Nothing beats the fatigue of being rich in 1988 bubble era Japan than an extended stay at the many ryokan hot spring resorts from HEBEN HOTEL GROUP ♨️ let your worries of sending faxes and juggling mistresses melt away in HEBEN ☁️ ooh baby do you know what that’s worth? Ooh HEBEN is a luxury hotel getaway in Japan.
When the bubble burst so did HEBEN HOTEL chain as it was later discovered the CEO embezzled all his money on going to hostess clubs and when forced to file for bankruptcy, was no where to be found. It is rumored the white woman in the hot spring ads was one of his gaijin girlfriendos.
Posting this from the bath 🤙
#fakead #bathlife #bathroomsofinstagram
Bird Of Paradise Cosmetics also known as BoP! Cosmetics was a short-lived tween make up brand sold exclusively by mail-order MLM schemes as a side project of a sister company of a now defunct make up brand.
BoP! was the first release in would-be line of tropical flower-inspired color pallets, the first in using colors this bright never before seen in the cosmetics world before—hues of purple and blue for mascara and lipstick had never been done before. Although touting nature as the key muse to their campaign, the make up itself had nothing but stringent use of mercury, lead and man-made chemicals in its ingredients.
In the early 80s there were no laws in place about selling untested cosmetic products to pre-teens. This resulted in several lawsuits from mothers attributing the products to staining their children’s skin permanently with wild colors of purple and orange. The make up was pulled from the catalogs within a month.
The woman in this image had to retire from modeling after this shoot because she couldn’t get the makeup off and no one would hire her. She became a recluse. 💋🥀
BoP! Cosmetics tag by the always clever @withdaney 🫂
#fakead #80sadvertising #makeupforever
