The rumors are true, I deserve some of the blame. I'm sorry #katyperry - I tried. Come see us at @nofunportland tomorrow night! With @madgodspdx and @malsongs
This May 2nd at Kelly’s Olympian. A wet hot sexual circus experience. Bring antibiotics and a lactaid. It’s going to be gross. #pdxbands #portlandmusic #portlandcircus
A rare sighting of A Constant Stream of Lies at the @fishbonesoldier show @mississippistudios last night. They actually paid us to NOT open for them… there were concerns that the whole building would collapse under the weight of such an epic combination of sounds. Bet you didn’t know we also are available to go to your show to add legitimacy to the event. Email [email protected] for more info. #meetyourheroes
See you tomorrow. Come say hi and get a sticker. If I give 100 stickers away I’ll write four more songs about Elon Musk’s tiny useless penis. #nokingsprotest #march #fucktrump
I need to come clean about the reaction to my LawnmowerMan jokes from last nights show… #lawnmowerman #jefffahey I’m sure @aconstantstreamoflies and I are aligned on this. We are a unified front who all support the opinion that The Lawnmower Man is the best Stephen King pamphlet (it’s two pages long).
Ever wonder what it’s like to be at A Constant Stream Of Lies show? Well wonder no more… @whiteeaglesaloon tomorrow #stpattysday☘️ playing two sets!!! Come for the salacious tales of sexual escapades! Stay for songs about #elonmusk and his tiny dick. #pdxbands #supportlocalmusicians
It’s true. We have a gig. It’s also true that I’m bad at updating websites. You think you’re better than me? Come and say that to my face… March 17th, St. Patty’s Day, is your day to put me in my place. @whiteeaglesaloon is allowing for this video extravaganza to play UNEDITED AND UNCENSORED- the weak stomached and children must leave the room! (It’s a bar so you shouldn’t bring your kids anyway… shame on you) #soberlife #aconstantstreamoflies #supportlocalmusicians #pdxbands
On today’s porch talk: we celebrate Valentine’s history of stabbing, Kalani’s cat is a cold blooded killer, deer propaganda, and our upcoming gig at @whiteeaglesaloon on march 17th: St. Patty’s day. #supportlocalmusicians #pdxmusic #porchtalk
We were robbed of the real Twilight sequel: Edward vs. 100 evil exes.
#Twilight #EdwardCullen #MovieParody #FandomHumor #Drummer #DrumLife #Groove #IndieMusician #LiveMusic #LocalMusic #TonightOnly
TWILIGHT CAFE BREAKING WIND PART 2 - this Saturday with @louderoceans for @cabfighter album release party! It’s going to be the wettest place on earth!!!!! Bring a towel and some spare undies! #pdxbands #supportlocalmusicians
