Acknowledge Tees

“…I missed you.” — Jey Rizzo. A Jhea hug from three different angles 💕 #Jhea

For the Jhea lovers! 💕✨💝 In the midst of the season of Jhea heating late Summer, in time to bloom and blossom early Autumn, on September 10, 2024, WWE and WWE Australia each posted the glorious Jhea sign that read: “Rhea & Jey 4 Eva” in their respective colors with red hearts all over with a Yeet. Rhea retweeted from the latter. It’s one of my favorite Jhea-coded photos, currently my popup form pic for my Jhea shop, and sometime last year, I developed an idea for a graphic t-shirt centered around it. The “Jhea 4 Eva” tee is my love letter to the ship 💌 Purposely designed as a souvenir you’d find in a gift shop in the 90s & early 2000s because that’s the feeling Jey and Rhea’s storyline gives me. It features fun graphics derived from the lore, and encapsulates the heart, whimsy, and magic of Jhea ✨ I’ve always felt the Jhea ship was unique because even men love it, along with women, and like Wu-Tang, Jhea is for the children. Jhea is for the people, and that sign, and now this tee is a testament to that. Simply put, Jhea 4 Eva 🩷🩵💜💙

⛓️ Yeetality Collection Catalog ⛓️‍💥 The graphic was made with a wallpaper I found if Jey were to join the Judgment Day when he went over to WWE Raw in 2023. It’s from Kupy Wallpaper’s Envision Series. I used Jey and Rhea’s headshots that can be seen behind the t-shirts, blended them with some old magazines for it to look like a proper streetwear catalog, and maintained the blueish/purple hue to symbolize Jhea’s Yeetality. Originally made when the YEE F’N TALITY t-shirt was only available for preorder. Enter Yeetality Country on South Ripley, Exit 1D, and grab a t-shirt wielding extreme charm! #Jhea #JeyUso #RheaRipley #WWE

The Main Event Players Merchandise Catalog 💌 I found some scans of ECW’s merchandise catalogs from the 90s on Reddit, and that’s when I knew what I wanted to do for my Jey and Rhea graphic t-shirts. When I had enough Jhea designs, I put together this little catalog, and thought of some witty taglines for each of them. The best part of ECW’s catalogs were reading the descriptions, and that’s what was fun making mine. With every purchase, I shipped one, at the time to show what to look forward to. I’m glad that Jey has the color version I made!

Missing Jhea hours? Here’s more Jey and Rhea for all the #Jhea lovers and Jheanators of the world 🩵🩷

Rhea’s photoshoot during Jey’s entrance ahead of his match against Judgment Day member Carlito on July 29th, 2024. 3 weeks after returning from injury, 2 weeks after he inquired about Mami’s single status, and 1 week after she told the Judgment Day, “Nobody touches Jey Uso.” She posted a photo from that photoshoot on her TikyTok stories with the caption “Fixed the MISTAKE on my face.” The day was September 21st of 2024. The correction was R+J on her cheek. And it’s been her profile picture ever since. #Jhea #JeyUso #RheaRipley

#OnThisDay, January 16, 2023, Jhea’s Inception. After the Usos said they run Raw, Monday night’s stable the Judgment Day came out, and Rhea stated the only thing the Bloodline needed to acknowledge was that her group runs Monday’s. To which, Jey showed all 32 teeth. The Judgment Day entered the ring, and Rhea smiled at WWE’s resident hothead. And her smile and gaze lingered for nearly 9 seconds until Finn brought up fake con Dom. 👀 As the segment progressed, Dom looked over at Mami, sniffing what he deemed fear from the Usos. Jey looked over at her, she looked at him, and they looked back at Dom. Then what’s held in high regard in #Jhea lore, Rhea got in Solo’s face for getting in Dom’s. Behind Solo, Jey stood aghast as someone in the crowd chanted “Ucey.” And that was the moment The Nightmare became the goth girl of his crashout dreams. Her shirt said “I’m your mami!” His eyes said she would be. To end the night, the factions had a stand-off before the Undisputed Tag Team titles match the next week. Jey hollered, Rhea took a bite out of Uso. Damian’s doing his war call, Rhea’s 👅 at Jey while Jey’s hollering some more. He made eye contact, and she took another bite out of Uso. Happy Jheaversary ✨

Certified Lover Uce is Always On Top. Mami’s Always On 🔝 Mm. This decrees the “Mami’s Always On Top” t-shirt as part of the lore. The #Jhea lore. It is Ucey. *bangs gavel* Thank you for coming to my short and ucey Jheatalk.

The “Main Event Jey Uso” tee? Goated. Like His Airness. 1 week into Jey on Raw, the seeds planted between him and Rhea months ago reaped a harvest after Rhea planned to recruit Jey. Sep.18, Finn tried by listing who in JD were fans. The main person of interest? “Rhea’s a fan.” Forreal. Rhea Rizzley was at work, but it wasn’t enough for Jey to rise with Judgment Day. It was enough for him to become a menace. Oct.2, Mami’s back, and Jey disrupted the Judgment Day’s order of business. He paced. 3 persons in ring, and his gaze settled on one. Why was he there? To welcome back Ms. Rhea Ripley, and channel his inner Usher with his confessions of how missed she was. By “we,” he meant him. He was speaking French. Jey then acknowledged his Emo Enchantress by deeming her the new Tribal Chief on Monday night, and that she had bigger balls than Roman Reigns ever did. That was the night he won her over. And that was the night “Flirt Event” Jey Rizzo was born. Oct.7, Fastlane. F.S.A. v. Judgment Day for the tag titles. Uso Splash? Rhea and Dom rushed out, and Dom ate a superkick. As soon as Jey faced her, the tension thickened. You could feel it through the screen. Her smile and wave? Art. He said it could be them, but she’s playin’. She told him, “I see you.” He told her she looked good 3 times, and she posed on the apron smiling because she knew it, while he went back up the top rope. Oh, Jey ate a briefcase later, but she likes him. What followed? Jey Rizzo’s flirty 3-peat: Oct.16: Took Dom out when Judgment Day tried to play the numbers game with Cody. Then flirted with Rhea while Cody fought Punishment, and she stood there, and let him. Dom was still laid out by the way. Oct.23: Sami’s about to get jumped, Jey emerged with steel chairs. Then shot heart eyes Rhea’s way. She grinned back. Dom was right there by the way. Oct.30: Interview with Jackie-O, and he had plans in reclaiming the gold from Judgement Day, and then, see how Ms. Rhea Ripley would feel about it. Dom was somewhere in the arena by the way. Not two 3-peats, but 6-0 in Mami feelin Ucey. Acknowledge your Flirty Chief, His Flirtness, and hang the #Jhea HOF “Main Event Jey Uso” tee in the Louvre 🖼️

The Main Event Jey Uso t-shirt is goated. Jumpman. Like MJ’s 6 rings. So its Navy Blue spawn? Like Kobe’s 5. Check it! 6 days into March, Jey interviewed with the Before We Get Started podcast, and was asked whether he and Ms. Rhea Ripley had chemistry. What’s understood don’t gotta be explained, but, “Hell yeah. Have great chemistry. Great chemistry.” As he got started, sparks. “I don’t know. Across, with her, by her... Mami’s always on top.” By the time he finished, MAGIC. Call him a chemist because he cooked. A mad ucey scientist. 10 days later, WWE Deutschland dropped a Jhea photo with the tease of something to come. What came? 8 days later, the first Jhea interview. Ever. Side by side. Both of them. At the same time. The most glorious 2 minutes and 4 seconds ever given. Highlights from the glorious interview: the “we’s” for the saps of the world, the joint yeeting, Jey’s “Mm.” when Mami said she’s reminded how she’s always on top, when Germany chants Mami’s always on🔝Rhea’s thumbs down when Gunther was mentioned, and much more. 3 days later, footage of them playing Pop Up Pirate dropped, and Mami did not come out on top. The Yeetmaster even No Yeeted for her. 14 days later, they played “Yeet or No Yeet” where their beef over pineapple pizza continued, her aghast yet tickled that he’d jump into a pool fully clothed, and yeeting on everything else. 17 days later, to end the historic run with the MEJU Yeetmania tee in the #Jhea lore, their brief WWE Italia promo was released. 5 glorious pieces of content. 4 minutes and 19 seconds of it all in total, and in midst of constant Jhea on the road to Wrestlemania from March to April from him, her, and them both. The “Main Event Jey Uso” tees are like Kobe’s runs as 8 and 24. The difference? In the OG tee, he was tryna get Mami. In his Navy Blue variant on his road to Wrestlemania, he had her. Another Jhea Hall of Fame jersey for the Glorious J-H-E-A. Hang it in the Louvre! 🖼️

The Blue “Yeet” shirt had a single showing in the Jhea lore, and that’s all it needed to be one of the glorious tees worn in the #Jhea timeline. A week passed since Rhea returned to Dom Livin’ dirty, and their telenovela was broadcast as the opener. Rhea walked away pissed, Latino Cheat tried to amend things with black roses—effort rejected, which led him to find his brethren, Damian. Uceman interrupted, wanting to know if word on the street was true. Rhea single and ready to mingle? He’s BEEN tryna holla, and Jucey was ready to have Mami feelin’ Ucey. Call Jey the Gladiator because he had her Terror Twin entertained. Yeepa. But Dom Dom wasn’t, as he visually burned with anger. Jey flustered him more in the uceist manner by sending him back to the clubhouse with a message. Tell Mami he said hi. But it wasn’t the message itself, but the delivery. Tongue out, and the suggestive ‘Yeet’ gesture to go with it? Menace. The next time we’d see Jucey? Snickering with AP saying Dom Dom’s mad. Menace. To Society. And he happily accepted the match that Dom proposed. Near the end of it, Liv tried to help Dominik win, and while he told her to leave because a set of brutal eyes were watching, Jey instigated and escalated the situation by kicking Dom onto Liv. Pure menace. Then Liv got on top. Rhea stormed out, Liv ran away, and Dom tried to plead his case. Rhea told him to finish the match, but Jey got the last laugh. Post-match, Rhea stared at Jey for 6 long seconds 👀 until he signaled her to call him. She smirked and walked away. He may have hated to see her go, but he loved to watch her leave. She didn’t go far. Backstage with Jackie-O, he smiled as he stared down the hall. Did he get the number? He was about to. And did he? Yeet. The night topped off with the glorious Raw exclusive of Uceman offering to take it slow, and take Rhea to Waffle House. Whenever she was ready. I bought the Blue “Yeet” tee because blue’s my favorite color, and with the glorious run he had in one night in it, it’s legendary. Every Kobe has a Shaq, and both are Hall of Famers. Pink “Yeet” is Kobe, and Blue “Yeet” is Shaq. Hang it in the Louvre. 🖼️

Jhea yaps are now on yo timeliiiiiine! ☝🏽 Since I’ve been collecting Jhea grails like infinity stones, I now own one not from the former scratch logo company. We have lore in Nike checks. Just check it! The Crashout stood across the Nightmare on an Island of Intensity on Jan. 23, 2023. After moving to Raw, on the Tribal Loverboy’s island, Mami remained relevant. He ate, slept, nearly bled because of the goth girl of his dreams, but by Sep. 2024, he was simply dreaming. And his dreams were forreal. After 2 weeks of Eating, Sleeping, Yeeting, Rhea, and Repeating, on Sep. 15, Rhea dropped the glorious plane selfie of her (beaming, quite radiant, while looking like she’s had an Uceful might I add) sitting next to sleeping Jey with the caption: “Wonder if he’s dreaming of me? 🤭🫠” Alexa, play Ascension (Don’t Ever Wonder) by Maxwell! Ucewell ascended from his ucey dreams, and reposted with an emphatic “Yes.” And reposted it again! So if she didn’t know, then he’d say AND repost it, so she’d never wonder 💭 In the glorious photo, his shirt was obscured, but in a cropped airport photo, he wore a Nike Dri-FIT tee featuring a 🐌 graphic with the slogan “Move At Your Own Pace.” Unanimous Jhea HOF tee, but it’s not the mere fact it’s worn in the greatest photo of all time, or worn in the only Jhea selfie ever. It’s the meaning—a quintessential Nike tee with the tagline: “Life’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon. Go at your own pace.” Befitting for Jey as he’s a Hussler, and the marathon continues… still. But in Jhea? What better representation of the patient persistence he exhibited for nearly a year? The epitome of Nike, just do it—every segment with her, he just did it—shoot his shot. He could’ve infiltrated the Judgment Day just to get to her, but instead of the sprint, he ran the marathon, and wore her down slowly. No games or gimmicks. And steadily, did what he set out to do, got Mami. His words to Bron on Sep. 2nd, and by Sep. 16, he had her. Slow and steady won the race, and he moved at his pace. What a man. What a shirt. What a slow burn that’s still slow 🐌 but burning. Found this grail brand new at a steal. I had to have it. For the lore. The #Jhea lore.