I am having a very nice time in Gothenburg and I have eaten a lot of cinnamon buns. I am over the moon to be back in a country that has 7 Elevens and I had a very nice moment when I stumbled on a big family of deer in a park.
Said goodbye to the big boy last night. The fat lad. Dwindle, Dwango, Duane.
A dog with an all encompassing love for Custard Cremes and a real knack for leveraging naughty behaviour into biscuit bribes. He wouldn't listen to anything asked of him without being rewarded fairly.
He was goofy and charming and needy and dramatic. I love him very much and I always will.
Hello! I had a very nice time in Copenhagen, it is one of the best cities in the world, but flippin' eckers is it expensive
I. HAVE. SPENT. EVERY. PENNY. ON. EARTH.
It's good though. Every thing in Copenhagen is really good and really clean it makes England look like a hellscape inhabited by ugly backwards morons.
The other night I got to see Pavement, the greatest band that ever lived, and it was so good™
So good that I befriended ambiguous European men who complimented me on how powerful my high kicks are and how athletic I look whilst dancing.
I had the chance to scurry around the old abandoned Cockpit venue today.
It was in surprisingly good shape. My first ever 'proper' gig was here seeing Does It Offend You Yeah? (I'm not counting Gareth Gates and Darius at Party in the Park).
Loads of memories here, it's a shame it's just been left to sit in stasis.
Hiya just before Christmas I did the Laugh at Leeds stand up comedy course. It was really good thanks for asking.
Now when I'm being a prick and people ask me 'Dya think you're funny or summat' I get to say, with authority, 'Yes' because I've done a course.
