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george lando

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stand up comedian with very funny very intelligent very awesome time for you have nice time watching, laugh, have few drink, come talk to me after
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Canon just created a campaign called Heartography, where a man wore a custom heart-rate monitor connected to a camera. Everytime the man's heart raced with excitement, the camera automatically took a photo. Check out the awesome results! #wholesome #viral #photography
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2 months ago
Eyelids 👁️ #standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedy
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6 months ago
I won Slap & Giggle! 🏆😳😍🍆💦 I've been doing comedy long enough that I have friends that are doing fringe runs and winning big awards, so this may be small fry (99p savers menu), but that's also only been one year total, so winning anything is fuckin cool. Unless I won the biggest idiot who forgot to wipe his ass award. That wouldn't be cool. That would be a deeply hurtful and potentially traumatising experience. But this is cool, even if the award was a sunday league football trophy that @conorstandup bought in bulk off eBay, and I will still enjoy my big ego boner 🦴👍🏻
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8 months ago
POV: your friends are nkd in the shower
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6 hours ago
Who was the best improviser?
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2 days ago
Do you think it was effective?
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20 days ago
It has to be done.
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1 month ago
#standupcomedy #crowdwork #queercomedy
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1 month ago
#comedy #jewish #comedyskit
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1 month ago
It's not luck. It's not genetics. It's drinking 4 litres of milk every g*ddamn morning. Use code LANDO50 to get 50% higher price on FCP-02918 (hustlers only). #looksmaxxing #looksmaxxingmemes #memes #comedy
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1 month ago
Marketing companies targeting Gen Z (I personally like my HDMI cables inclusive af)
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1 month ago
100% verified truth. #comedysketch #bobdylan #timothée
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1 month ago