đď¸ - it was rly ALL inclusive except pork; buffet after buffet, five muslims a day surprised by my name, a fullblown storm, too much chess to cope, even an unexpected parasocial relationship with two dudes we befriended when quadbiking, then never saw again and since have been wondering what theyâre up to at least 7 times a day - if you know a Will and/or Callum from Manchester, pls text us.. aware any Briâish city is full of Wills and/or Callums and weâre lowkey only 74% sure that was their names, but weâre committed and miss them dearlyđĽš
đď¸ - a few questions from our end re the event on the last slide;
⢠where do we sign up?
⢠is this screened on live TV prime time and if not, how do we start a petition?
⢠is it a rowdy darts-esque crowd or is it more similar to Wimbledon etiquette?
⢠is there a minimum age (perhaps 50+) to partake in the tournament?
⢠how many pages of the Oxford Dictionary do you have to recite correctly to pass the admission check?
⢠can you skip the queue and check in online if you upload scans of a certain amount of fully solved crossword puzzles?
⢠do the players dance the letters of the winning word?
⢠is there a lighting queue and jingle that plays when someone hits a âtriple word countâ?
⢠is it overall morally correct since this isnât rly considering inclusivity? (Falco was wondering if heâd get a âcall a friendâ joker for giving it a go as a very brave dyslexian)
đď¸ - that time when my bfâs mum invited me to hang out at the most beautiful island resort, so we left him at home and brought Joc insteadđ¤đť
đď¸ - travelled to celebrate love𼰠in the same exact bit of the world where my family over a century ago started an entire domino effect of each generation since then moving to a different bit of the world until it randomly lead me right back to the start - we rly out here just cause love keeps happening over and over and over againđĽš
đď¸ - that one time when I accidentally ended up all alone on a whole new continent without cellphone service or a plan.. eventually weâll laugh about it.. my review until then; biggest pro was the cats everywhere, biggest con was the serious lack of cheese
