Old Phone Footage of Concerts
Just remember: When you're filming entire Green Day concerts from 300 yards away, trying in vain to avoid the 45 other phones that are also doing the same, your future cyborg self will thank you. Because after the Concert Wars of 2066, there will be nothing left of live performance except these horrible memories you recorded.
Old Habits
Would that he could gallop back to those halcyon days, when sunlight streamed in through the haylofts and wood dust swirled in the moonbeams and everything was right with the world. Alas, his mother Strider needed money to keep the farm going and the town would turn on them both if they knew a female horse was made to run a farm in secret for years. His burden was ample but his heart was true.
The Ancestral Memory of Cinco de Mayo
The later entries in this series get so weird that no one will ever adapt them into feature films. Yeah, Denis Villeneuve will almost definitely stop at "The Death of Cinco de Mayo," right before things become too silly.
#5sf #cincodemayo #stfu
Fire up your marg mixers and scatter your tortilla chips, because it's that time of year again...a time when we honor one simple joke (what if two guys didn't know what Cinco de Mayo was about, and instead of finding out, transcended time and space and film genres) that has somehow lasted 17 years! Watch them all in this handy-dandy compilation.
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate, and we'll see you next Tuesday with the latest thrilling installment!
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Millennial Couples
Send this to your heartfriend! Trade snackable endorphin clips until one of you leaves or keels over! We love you! I actually love you! I'm going to find you!
Pavlovian Discourse
This violates the doctor-patient relationship in so many ways. For one thing, he's too short for anyone to ever love, and for another, she could stand to pop a few breath mints.
Egg Drop'd
As it turns out, delivering soup at local hospitals was the most humorously convenient community service Olivia could have possibly chosen, following her aggravated assault.
Growth Spurt
These little monthly photo sessions with your newborn aren't just for the 'Gram. They're also for the space-time continuuam. #newborn #baby #comedy #babyhumor #parenting
My Two Brahs
Some brahs are there to support you. Some brahs lie just to make you think you're better than you are. And some brahs just break down when you need them the most.
