I must have been one of those people who overlooked the fine print of the purchase of my gold phone by my president. I was so eager to get that gold phone because I have a pair of shoes that match its shade. Now, I am at a loss. I wanted to support my president, the greatest of all time. I am certain there is a hiccup somewhere. My president would never do gbájúẹ 419 with folks’ money and engage in such fraudulent activities. He is a righteous man that has a statue of him in his own image. He would not do something like that. Maybe the phones might arrive by 2030, after all, sùrù l’érè nau.
